I WANNA HEAR THE DUMB QUESTIONS

So apparently when you’re pregnant, people think they’ve got free reign to just ask you WHATEVER personal question they please ! I’m hairdresser at a busy walk in salon.. and it’s clearly obvious that I’m pregnant so it tends to be a topic of conversation. All. Day. Long. Don’t get me wrong I’m excited for my baby but there’s other things going on in the world !

Anyway

Here’s some of the dumb sh** people have asked me .. let me hear what people have asked YOU !

1. Are you going to breastfeed ? (Many times)

-PRETTY SURE WHAT I DO WITH MY TITS IS MY BUSINESS BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN!!!

2. Have you gained any weight ?

- no believe it or not I weight LESS than before I got pregnant. Crazy huh ?! 😑 and ... why the f*** do you care ?

3. Are you going to have a natural birth or a c-section?

- when you took your morning dump.. was it natural or did they have to cut it out of you? I’m going to get this baby out of me whichever is the healthiest way for both of us. Jesus Christ !!!

4. Are you still with the father ?

- are..you... kidding me ... ?

*** so tell me what stupid, intrusive, obnoxious questions people have been asking you ! I’m super curious 😂

****** to clarify !!!!! I did NOT respond to my clients like that! This is simply to make people laugh. I would never in a million years speak to a client like that, those were the responses in my head while people are asking me these questions. I responded politely and appropriately. Relax people I’m not a bitch.....******