Confessions of a (possibly terrible) mother

So two weeks ago I turn around and despite my best efforts to keep the dogs toy away from the baby (she’s pretty mobile at this point - army crawler that she is), she had a tennis ball in her mouth...

So I take it away and give her something else and try not to ponder the amount of germs she just licked up...

Fast forward to this week, we were on a mini vacation and went out shopping with a friend and another mom was adjusting her uppa baby stroller and had her kid on the ground (around the same age) and he was sucking on the back tire of the stroller.

Now I don’t feel so bad. Momming is fucking hard. At least they are happy, fed and alive with all their parts intact... 💁🏻‍♀️

Here’s to those gross moments we all pretend didn’t happen until we remind them of it when they are teenagers.