I may murder my coworkers. Here is a sample of daily conversations:

CW: How much longer til baby??

Me: literally 1 day less than when you asked me yesterday

CW: No baby yet?

Me: actually gave birth this morning but the baby is in the nursery at the hospital so I figured I’d get some hours in

CW: *does everything to bring conversation around to baby*

Me: I GET YOU ARE EXCITED BUT THERE IS MORE TO TALK ABOUT THAN THE BABY AND HOW LARGE I AM

CW: Are you sure it’s not twins??? You’re huge!

Me: I’m trusting the tech in that there is only 1, I will let you know after I give birth if that changes