i have been ignoring you for some time now, even though my husband and i continue to bd. you see, everyone told me not to stress, don’t think about, blah blah blah & it will happen. well i did that but guess what. IM STILL NOT PREGNANT. and since it has finally been a year, i’ve decided that maybe you should just take a nine month long vacation that way i can carry my sweet little baby. thank you very much.

sincerely

the wanna be mommy