School life embarassments

When I was in school sometimes I got hungry in class for lunch so the classroom would be so quiet you can hear a pin drop. So my stomach decided to do an impression of what a whale mating call would sound like. It was so loud I was red and tried to not make it obvious that it was me. I’m looking around slyly like did anyone else hear that?

Another time I accidentally almost called one of my teachers mom. (Dodged that bullet)

When I was on my period for some reason i got gassy a lot during school especially in class. I try to hold it in but sometimes my ass was like no and rumble my cheeks involuntarily. I just pretended I didn’t hear shit and worked on my assignments.

Anyone else have any embarrassing school moments