Turd burglar

Everyone asks why I use the term turd burglar. My aunt had someone break into her house and set off her security system. Nobody was home. They opened all the cabinets and doors and then took a GIANT dump in the toilet and left. Did not take a single thing. My aunt is one of those people that 25/8 have a pristine house. It’s always clean. She literally broke her hand cleaning so hard. If a toilet is not flushed, she knows about it.

So when she came home to cops at her house, all her cabinets and doors open and nothing taken and a giant turd in her toilet, we all thought (including her) that it was extremely hilarious. My cousins started running around calling each other turd burglars and that term has just stuck around lol

Just wanted to share because it’s funny lol

We think that they broke in, the alarm went off and they freaked out and tried to hide in the rooms and cabinets and probably got so scared they had to shit, so they shit and ran away without even flushing 😂😂 or they probably just really really had to take a shit and broke in to shit, got scared and tried to hide and then ran away lmaooo funny either way