Ok, so last year in October sometime , I was in my kitchen at the sink washing dishes . My mom walks in and says something to me . I turn around and look at her and then next thing I know her eyes crossed and she was like, " are you pregnant ? " I say " no mom I'm on my period " and guys I seriously was. She didn't believe me so I let her see for herself. Well she didn't say anything else about it after that. So my cycle goes off that Saturday. The following Monday , I wake up puking out my guts. Unable to stay at work and all. Well I called my sister in law and asked her to take me to the health dept to get a pregnancy test. That came out negative because at that time I was testing too early. But turns out I certainly was pregnant.

Today , my mom looks at me and says , " you're gaining weight , are you pregnant? " I say " momma no " and she says " are you pregnant Robyn? " I say no again. Guys, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE ?!