Things I’ve learned since becoming a mom:

1. Never underestimate how much poop influences your life

2. You can never have enough breast pads

3. Food solves most problems

4. After you give birth you become subservient to a small humanoid who can’t even talk

5. If you didn’t pack a extra outfit you will have the worst blow out ever

6. Babies think boobs are almost as amazing as adults do

7. No matter how tired you feel one true smile from you’re little one warms your whole body and makes it all worth it in a way you couldn’t even fathom before

8. Giving birth hurts so much because you are really releasing your heart into the world