My wife decided she wants a divorce. I was served today and went to the attorneys office to sign the divorce papers so we don’t have to go to court. After I was served I threw my positive pregnancy tests at her and slammed the door. Soon after, she acted like we didn’t just go sign papers to be divorced for ever. Like, this is it. I was inseminated and was lucky enough to start seeing positives pretty damn early AND just ended birth control 2 weeks ago AND I must ovulated weeks early because today was supposed to be my ovulation day. Today has been fucking nuts ladies. But here’s to being a single mother of 3 babies and divorced at 24 years old!