If your boyfriend hanged out with you and your friend and he says things like:

- looks at your friend looks at you looks at your friend and says “she wakes up and looks like that while you wake up and look like that”

Friend: straight smooth brushed hair

You: hair frizzly/messy up in a bun

Then we were working on a puzzle at work cause we were bored and he said

“Funny how I’m helping (friend) and your not even my girlfriend”

Or when we drove home he tried stepping 100mph to catch up to friend.