My Husband, I Swear...

Liz • Mommy to perfect girl Payton 💓

Husband: *whines that I spend too much of my free time “pampering” myself and wants me to spend all that time doing his homework, house chores and running errands for him instead*

Also husband: *complains that I’ve “let myself go” and wonders why I haven’t waxed, worked out or colored my already graying hair(I’m 25)*

Me: