I’ve never laughed harder with my mom: uterus ghost

So my mom.. well the conversation was pretty serious because she found out that she has HPV. She was saying that she was sure that her ex husband (not my dad) cheated on her and gave her HPV. And I was like hey you could have had that for 20 years. He could have had that for years and years from his ex wife and might not even know he has it now. They were married 17 years and when she found out she was completely convinced that he cheated. Not that it matters because they’re recently divorced but it adds to the sting of a separation to think your ex cheated on you and gave you an STD. I was trying to ease her mind. Telling her it was extremely common. And then I was like “but you need to be careful and watch it. you need annual Pap smears because HPV leads to cervic.....”and I swear I just stared off into the distance with the dumbest look on my face. Just stopped talking and remembered lmao like “deerrrrrp”

My mom had a full hysterectomy after she had kids. She was happy as hell to get one, it’s not a touchy subject. She had an extremely bad case of endometriosis and was done with it. My brother and I were not supposed to be possible. She had her babies, was in extreme pain so yeah, she was glad. Full hysterectomy so she does not have a cervix anymore either. No ovaries, no uterus. It’s all gone. As I’m staring off into space she starts busting out laughing “don’t tell me I’ll get cancer in my uterus ghost!” We laughed to the point of freaking tears😅 sounded like dying dolphins and we were laughing at how hard we were laughing. We would stop, look at eachother and perish again. My abs hurt