So constipated!

Apologies in advance for TMI, but long story short, I haven’t taken a proper poop since Thursday. I’ve had a few teeny tiny ones here and there, and one moderately successful one last night, but definitely nothing close to four days’ worth. In the last 48 hours I’ve eaten an entire bag of prunes, had two doses of Miralax, a maximum dosage of milk of magnesia, and tons of water...and NOTHING. I am truly a freak of nature. I’ll be 40 weeks tomorrow and am horrified at the thought that I could go into labor at any moment this backed up 😱 Also not looking forward to the shame of having to explain at my appointment tomorrow that I’m up 4 lbs because I’m literally full of crap 😂