Well, i have good news, i have bad news

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Bad news, DON’T EVER USE OLAY’s lime and white tea body wash ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR vajayjay or ass!!!!oh. Ma. Gawd. So imma washinnnnnn, and a scrubbin, and gettin it , and i feel a little warm tingle, and I figured it’s bc of my husband being around, and he always looks good asf to me, it’s like I can smell his testosterone, literally. NOPE. This shit, was literally beginning to burn my cooter!! I felt like it was on FIRE and having cold ass ice cubes thrown on my taco! 😰😰😰😰😰 I’m over here SCREAMING, bc now it’s my back door too! My entire area is literally feeling like it’s scorching, and this is all drippage from the soap suds ! OH MY GOD. Worst pain of my life!!!!!!! I’m literally screaming, husbands friends are over and my husband comes running into the bathroom freaking out asking me what’s wrong what’s wrong what’s wrong , I’m screaming my pussy is on fire! He’s grabbing the shower head , opening my lips and spraying it full blast! I’m over here like mid orgasm, screaming bc of the pain, crying bc idk what feels better my husband spraying my area off or the pain 😂😭😭😭😭😭 I’m literally screaming , he’s spraying, and I’m like about to fall over in pain ! It finally subsides, and my husbands friends are all at the door (door being closed) with towels, bottles of water, a portable fan we have in our home and snacks! I’m literally doing a charcoal peel mask and I’m icing my cooter.....🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I’m sorry girl.... i burned you😪😪😪😪😪

Good news?

I got to have the best orgasm .... 😰