Shaving the “V” be like... [slight TMI?]

So I just got my very first dollar shave club box (10/10 hell to the yes!!) and figured, “What better way to break into my new beautiful razor and the 6-bladed tips than to mow the lawn down there?”

Day 2, and the desert is beginning to spring back into life. Soooo, as I’ve always done with my old low-quality razors, I shaved the OPPOSITE way that my hair grows.

Uhhm, bad idea, I’ve got a whole bunch of little spots of blood balling up from tormented follicles.

Really not used to this high-quality selfcare thing, but okay 😂😂 least I know that it’s a good razor, right? 😅💀 *cries on the inside*