I’m gonna tell y’all the most embarrassing story of my life

So when I was 16 I had warts removed from my foot surgically. I noticed them and my doctor froze them off and they came back insane I had about 40 warts in my foot and they were very deep and so I had surgery where I had to be put under and everything because they were cutting deep into my foot. It started by them numbing my foot from the ankle down and then they started the anesthesia. I said the most naughty things to that anesthesiologist and the thing is it didn’t put me to sleep at first it just made me VERY high. So I’m talking to him telling him to TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. I was so.. I was singing “it’s getting hot in here!!” And I even did the high pitch chorus “I am getting so hot, im gonna take my clothes off!” Just imagine a teenage girl barely able to open her eyes because she’s so high Just fist bumping the air and singing a dirty song while on an operating table. What’s wrong with me!! I can’t believe myself! I was saying stuff like “wow you are so fine! What a lucky woman your wife is!” And he said “I’m not married” and go “yay more for me!” And the everyone in that room was laughing. Finally I say something so bad (I can’t remember what it was) and someone was like “okay she needs to be put to sleep like now.” Boom I was as out. I’m one of those people who need an extra boost. And I woke up in a different room and the doctor came in and I was so freaking embarrassed because I remembered some of it and I hid under my blanket and he started laughing and told my mom I have an interesting reaction to anesthesia 🤦🏻‍♀️😭 AKA IT MAKES ME HORNY

I was so done with myself oh my god. I am still sooooo embarrassed thinking back on this I am awful it’s just one of those things I randomly think back on and this is my face

If you’re wondering how everything went, I was good. I couldn’t walk on my foot per doctors orders for a week due to the risk of major bleeding (he said feet bleed very easily and I had massive holes in my foot) and I didn’t have any pain at all. Bad thing is though they came back and my doctor did a different treatment that made them all go away. It’s an odd treatment that he wouldn’t have done before he took it all the way to surgery.

If I ever need another surgery and go under again I am warning every single person there of my past reactions and I want them to brace themselves for my alternate ego only my SO should see😭😭😭edit it’s okay if you laugh I told it to make fun of myself lol. I look back and laugh at this and feel the sting of humiliation and I’m so thankful someone said “she needs to go to sleep now.” Before I humiliated myself even further.