He slid right off! 🙈

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Every night I put on bio oil to help lighten my stretch marks. I had just done so this evening when I needed to pee, so I went and then I went to bed. A while late I hear my SO go down to the bathroom and I hear a loud bang followed by "What did you do to the toilet?!". He had sat down to poop, but the oil had gotten onto the toilet seat (it never crossed my mind) so he slid right off 😂😂😂