First, the backstory.

I’m a teenager and when I was younger the doctor said my colon was abnormally long and loopy. I have always suffered from major constipation and I go to the bathroom about once, maybe twice a week.

My poop is so dang huge it won’t flush and I have to put it in a BAG AND TAKE IT TO THE TRASH OUTSIDE.

Today I had to poop. I was like oh no. Not again.

So after an hour I’m finally done. I look down after resting my head on the sink because that takes a lot of energy.

IT WAS WIDER THAN THE MISSISSIPPI.

I looked and it was just as wide to as my pinky finger is long. And I have big hands for a girl.

So I decide not to take it our right now because I am exhausted. My mom goes in there and screams

HOW DID THAT COME OUT OF YOU

why me