The end of my exclusive pumping journey. My goal was 8 months.

*light violin music*

It's been a long road. When my daughter wouldn't latch and they gave me you, I hated it. But I learned tolerance. When it came to you, there was so much push and pull...it really sucked. You took a lot out of me. If anything, I'd say you really milked our relationship. You could let me down a lot.

There were good things. You helped with the feeding of my child. But ultimately, you made me feel like a boob.

So, this is it. I'm ending our 8+ months together. Thanks for everything. I'll try to enjoy my freedom.