Whelp, went to the bathroom and when I went to wipe, finger broke through the TP and nail took off a chunk of my vagimjam by my perineum. Cue loads of blood and burning pain. I don't have long nails and I'm not sure how this happened, but my lady bits are not happy rn. Ask my husband to take a better look and this man starts reacting with oooohs, and ouuuuuches. Which puts me in a panic that I've fucked up my nectarine for life! He then tells me, nah, it's just a small scratch!

Still hurts like a mother fucker though! If I tear during delivery, there is no hope. My pain tolerance is zero. I will be over the top dramatic. This is my life now.

The end.