When your husband gets so mad he starts screaming when you tell him what the local news said about the weather, but his app said something different so he gets mad at you , and he tells you “you’re too smart to be arguing with me about this!” When you’re not even arguing 😂 and then storms out of the house with his beer while you lay on the floor playing with the baby. No worries guy- I’ll continue to do everything while you throw a temper tantrum outside and NOT spend a second with your son today.