Fiance wanted sexy time

He said "I've got a game we can play tonight."

All day he's been super affectionate, lovey dovey trying to set the mood.

My sex drive is super low because I'm just exhausted all the time from two kids and baby sitting, but hey, i'll take the love.

Ive been dreading bed time all day because i knew i wasn't going to be up for it And he would be disappointed.

Hes touching my leg while hes watching tv. Giving me looks.

He tells me to go get a shower and to meet me in our room when i was done.

I desperately needed a shower alone, so heck yeah i got one! A long one too! 30 minutes!

So i creep back in to our room butt naked trying to be quick and quiet to avoid the surprise dick,

and what do i freaking see.

This mother fucker snoring away!😂😂😂 i got dressed and scooted so quietly in to my side of the bed so i didnt wake him up.

I win!

Good night😂

Eta: for all of you with the dick up your asses. It was FUNNY. it was funny because HE was trying to set the mood. HE fell asleep. I wasnt avoiding having sex with him🙄 i have two kids who pound on the damn door when i get a shower, so i took that as an opportunity to shave and actually properly wash my hair.

pull your mans dick out and stop taking things so seriously. Fuck.

If i wAnt to say no to sex, im saying no. It is my body. All of you can fuck off if you want to tell me he is going to leave because our sex drives dont match up. Im sorry that your husbands, partners, whAtever are such sorry excuses for men that you feel like you have to give your body up just to keep them around🤦🏻‍♀️

Another edit: thanks to the ladies who are backing me up and ACTUALLY getting the humor behind this. It really isnt at all as seriously as some bitches are making it out to be. Keep on having control over your own body! Keep on saying no💪

One more edit: the blanket is from target 🎯❤️ idk if they have it any more because it doesnt have any delivery options online. I got it on black friday, so maybe when its colder it will come back. It is VERY warm And comfy! We paired it with flannel sheets!

One last edit i promise!: i was just in the middle of a conversation with him and within 3 seconds of answering me, he was legit snoring. So, he falls asleep pretty quickly😂🤷🏻‍♀️