Things I never that I thought I would say:

Mine is:Stop putting your food in between your toes before you eat it!Why are you doing yoga in the grocery store?Can you get your face off my butt please!!

My son:- do pee on your sister -no, you cannot pee from the bathtub to the toilet

Yup. I got a few more:Dont chew on your diaperDont eat the bunny poop Dont eat the bunny hayDont eat the hair or hair ties 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Currently to my twins:-Stop digging in your butt-Stop pulling my shirt down, please-Leave my tampons alone-Please stop playing with your wee wee

Oh man, *ahem*- please stop yodeling in the [public] bathroom, you're making everyone uncomfortable.-no fishing in the car-no mountain climbing in the car-our friends are not food. We only bite food.-we do not wash our feet in the sink. You're going to fall.So many others. Omg.

My son: Don’t bite the dog Please stop pulling my shirt down Stop sharing your food with the dog Stop trying to touch random people at the store

My daughter:Food doesn’t go down your diaperStop hitting the catsDon’t stick cereal in your ear

Get your hands out of your pants!No balls in the kitchen!Yes... Those are my boobs, very smart.