It’s 1am and I woke up to my baby singing and pooping. I accidentally stuck my finger in it when taking his nappy off so that’s great.

Seriously though when do they sleep...ever?! How can such a tiny person be wanting a party at all hours of the night.

I am fucked.

So we had the newborn stage where you expect to be awake all the time, then a stage where he woke up once to feed (heavenly), and now we wake up around 3/4 times a night just for a laugh at my expense 😩😩😩

I remember being 38 weeks pregnant and begging the midwife to get him out of me and all she could say was rest whilst you can. I should have gone into full on hibernation to prepare for this. 🥴

Who is out of this regression phase? We are at 21 weeks. 😴😴😴

He isn’t listening to my pleas of ‘look how tired mummy is she really needs sleep’ so unreasonable 😂