Butt-hurt.... literally

Helen • Mobile Massage Therapist at your service! Serving the Central Florida region

Yo my peeps Does your butt hurt when you’re cramping too? Not to be TMI but I’m talking about the anus here. The brown eye. The backdoor. The cornhole. The prison purse. The turd cutter. The bootyhole. Y’all get it. It hurts so bad I gotta sit down extra slow like I got a hip replacement. When it hurts too bad to sit putting some light pressure directly on it alleviates a little of the pain but what do I look like walking around with my hand between my cheeks like I lost something?

Any alternatives to dealing with this issue?

Thanks in advance!