So I for whatever reason have decided that I now hate my jelly rolls, so it is time to get healthy and start eating right. Especially to combat my severe munchies when I smoke..because, why stop smoking lol

Anyways. I smoked and found myself wanting something crunchy. And here in lies the problem with getting healthy. The only crunchy anything I have is veggies. So I take out my baggie of veggies and pop a handful of cauliflower in my mouth and my thoughts are as follows:

This is really crunchy

Ah, kind of sweet

Hmm little bitter

Ugh

What the

What the hell is that taste

This is what farts taste like

If there were a flavor for a fart in the world it would be cauliflower

Maybe that's why skinny people are skinny. Once they eat healthy shit. They're so nauseous that they don't want to eat ever again.

Y'all... I ain't gonna make it!