The time of your month when you're a hoe...
Seriously, I have been a HOE the last week. I am now ovulating today. Joy! Lol! And the last few days have been ridiculous!
Like,
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Every.
Single.
Day.
While my husband is a king and is more than willing to give it to me, I've been like fiending bad and needing more ME with my left hand time!
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So while my brain is like NO!!!!
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You are NOT to get pregnant!
My ovaries are like fuck you bitch, IM RIDING ALL THE DICK!
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So all I've got to say is my ovaries and vagina dont give a shit about my wants. I'm sitting here feeling like the "other head" watching myself act like there will never be any dick ever again after this week....
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