So I’m feeling frisky and hubby is taking a shower after yard work. We just BD last night so he doesn’t expect me to jump his bones but I’m like in the mood and ovulation is coming! So I’m like getting myself all worked up thinking he will come out all clean and I will pounce!

After forever he walks out and I’m like “let’s do this” and he gets sheepish and says “oh no...I came in the shower!”

Ugh!!

He’s a kind of slow burner so I like have to wait for him to recharge and also he has a low sperm concentration. So now he’s washed all the best baby gravy down the shower drain! And I’ve got the egg whites now and just...argh! But I can’t be mad at him because it’s not his fault he didn’t know. Sigh

Just ranting.