My husband and I had sex today. We’ve been busy with our kids and back to school. I’m pregnant and exhausted so it’s been a week or so. We had a quickie the other night but it was extremely short lived.. he couldn’t perform and I was frustrated.

This morning after we had sex, he fell asleep.. of course. I guess I wore him out?? I made breakfast and because he was asleep, I didn’t make separate plates, I put all of the food onto a huge serving platter. He wakes up, not even realizing he fell asleep. Not even noticing that I already ate my breakfast.

He grabs the massive serving plate and prances around the living room eating. He had his head held high. I could tell he was really feeling like the man of the house. The head honcho. A massive plate fit for a king?? I keep telling him to get that goofy ass look off his face and why he felt so accomplished today.

He keeps looking at me smiling and making little side comments hinting the sex we had..

He goes outside to water the lawn and I could hear him telling his friend, whose wife is pregnant also. Something around the lines of,

“Yea, I put it down, she cooked me a big plate of breakfast and didn’t even want to eat any, take some tips from me, bruh.. I guess dad dick ain’t so bad after all.”

😩😂

Should I kill his pride and let him know that he slept like a baby for 45mins and didn’t even realize it?? That I in fact ate my plate and he got the left overs?

Naw, I’ll let him live his dad dream.

I just wanted to add- for all of the women saying he disrespected me by telling our neighbor (his best friend).. that guy probably hears my moans and screams while getting rammed on the daily.. nothing new. It’s ok!! 🤣😇

( we aren’t uptight people )