Wtf is going on?!

Victoria

I’m 11 DPO. I didn’t get a chance to test this morning so I tested at noon. Whatever. Haven’t peed in 4ish hours. I decided to do an LH for fun because they say they can detect early early pregnancy. So my LH came out positive and I’m not sure if I have line eyes or if one/both of the HCG tests are vvvvvvfp

Can someone tell me wtf is going on inside my body? Because I’m confused!