“Show me your vagina, I’ll see if you’re dilated” 😂

I love my husband so much. He was watching me time my contractions when he made this very generous offer:

Him: Are you in labor??

Me: I’m not sure, I’m trying to time them to see.

Him: Ok, show me your vagina, I’ll see if you’re dilated.

Me: What? 😂 How you gonna do that?

Him: Well your vagina will look like this big right? *holds hands up making a big circle*

😆🤣👏 I laughed for a solid minute before I explained to him that my vagina would look the same and you can’t actually just look at someone’s vagina to see if they’re dilated.