A couple I know...

The man drinks heavily every night and urinates everywhere BUT the bathroom toilet. He uses the excuse that he is drunk. For example, he urinates on the bed, in the closet, and recently tried to urinate on his woman. Because he couldn't pee on her he urinated on their bedroom pillows. He also tries to go into his 5 year olds room drunk at night and when he is stopped by his woman he says he mistakened their daughters bedroom door with the bathroom door. What's up with this dude? His woman always has excuses for his behavior. Also, why is he trying to get into bed with his daughter that is 5...drunk !?