He is supposed to be the spider killer.

He and the kiddo did yard work yesterday and a spider got in the house. Our rule is, if the spider is outside, he's safe. If he's inside, he's dead. I found this guy as I was making dinner. (I HATE bugs/insects) So as the designated spider killer, he "killed" it and I told him he didn't kill it and he said he did..lo and behold, come 2am when I'm watching tv, WHO POPS UP??? THIS GUY COMING FOR REVENGE. Clearly I won, but I hate killing them..especially if they make noises when you smash them. 🤢