Shit talking children’s shows

It’s probably not a healthy coping method...

My husband and I have to watch Puppy Dog Pals every day (multiple times a day on weekends). It is our toddler’s favorite show, and he requests it before bed.

So last night, we are sitting as a family, watching one of our 30 recorded episodes of PDP, when my husband starts in on Frank and Alice(?). He is convinced they are drug dealers. He says there is no way they are always traveling like they do without being drug dealers.

I, in turn, lay some hate on Kia. She trusted in ‘Rolly power’ when she built that submarine, and when the cave collapsed and Rolly’s like, yo guys were gonna die I can’t keep peddling, she drops down these other peddles for the rest of them to help. Like really? Bitch.

My husband thinks that Bob is sleeping with Chloe’s mom, because he always seems to be helping them out with things. Making Kia a collar and a doghouse... going to events and such with them... and then Chloe’s dad is always traveling...

So yeah, we the peanut gallery over here shit talking our son’s favorite show that is actually a very wholesome and good influence as far as shows go... and our two year old is just ignoring us, sipping his water.

Makes me feel like a big B for doing it. Maybe the husband and I need to just play games on our phones or something since clearly we can’t behave like adults.