Anyone else have a problem boob?

The left side drains so slowly. By the time my right side has pumped 4 Oz, the left side is sitting at just under 1 Oz unless I squeeze the ever loving shit out of it.

It doesn't fit in any flange I've ever used ever and the longer I have to sit attached to the pump, the more sucked in it gets. While righty does what it's supposed to do.

When they get engorged... Righty is perfectly round and plump and looks pretty darn good.

Meanwhile.... Lefty over here looking like a slightly flattened square.

Where are these wonderful breastfeeding boobs the movies promised me!????

Currently hooked up to the pump at work. Watching cameras in case I need to unhook and run back up to the front desk so Karen can tell me she doesn't think I can help her anyway, and wants to speak to my manager.