"pee on a stick right now"

I just rushed to the restroom because I don't feel good. My boyfriend comes over to the door and jokingly asked, "are you hiding from me?". I had been to the bathroom already in the last 5 minutes. I said, "no I just don't feel good". He then asked, "are you pregnant?" I said, "not that I'm aware of." He then blurted out "pee on a stick right now!" I told him I didn't have any to test with but I thought it was kinda cute. He did ask if I needed any help. ❤️