Some things I’ve learned throughout this wonderful pregnancy...

1.) My bellybutton isn’t centered.

2.) The human body is capable of SO MUCH more than I ever thought.

3.) Friends, don’t stay your friends. The people who do stay, are actually the best people in your life.

4.) I can’t see my legs.

5.) It takes 5 rolls for me to get out of bed.

6.) Mustard is extremely good.

7.) Contractions give me the meanest face ever.

8.) I hate doing everything.

9.) I didn’t know I could poop this much.

10.) People don’t respect you, or what your wishes are.

11.) MUSCLE SPASMS AREN’T FUN.

12.) Nesting is beautiful, you really do feel like a mommy deer or a mommy bird preparing for your little baby.

13.) Baby things hypnotize me.

14.) My mom is my BEST friend, and I appreciate her more than anyone ever.

15.) I can successfully sleep while needing to pee in the middle of the night. It took a lot of practice and hard work.

16.) My bladder is my baby boys bean bag chair.

17.) Still haven’t figured out the cracking sound that comes from my belly when the baby moves, but I’m 99% sure he has cracky joints like his momma.

18.) He gets pissed off at any doctor.... or anyone in general.

19.) He loves hearing his daddy’s voice. Doesn’t like when he touches him though.

20.) The best things that happen are unexpected.

21.) Apple juice is his favorite thing, EVER.

22.) I’d eat like 10 subs right now if I could.

23.) BELLY HAIR!!!!

24.) Support is everything.

25.) I hate hospitals with a passion.

26.) I’m not ready. But I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.