Ugh life of a mom with a almost three year old “chef”🤦🏽‍♀️ where do I begin?! Well let’s start with we are potty trained she goes independently both #1 and #2 but she prefers #2 in her practice potty.. I think it’s more comfortable for her to beable to fully sit down and relax. Well we’re coming around nap time 1:30-2pm I gave her milk and told her to go potty which she does and then goes into her room for her nap.. I’ve taken out most toys and put them in our basement for her toy room but she has her play kitchen and a few baby dolls that she loves. So I’m on the couch for about an hour I hear her playing but I figured not to interrupt it and just get my relaxation in since I’m 29 weeks along with baby girl 2. Anyways after about an hour or so she peeps her head down the stairs and says “milk”? And I said ok come down, her hair is a mess.. I just did so cute before nap time and so I said let’s fix your hair first.. but then I smelt something

And I’m like ?? Did you poop? Mind you she NEVER had an accident so I’m like great here we go... and she said yeah I’m cooking. And I said NO did you poop?! And she’s very serious YES IM COOKING

So then my mind clicks and I say AYRIA YOUR COOKING YOUR POOP?! And she literally looked at me like I’m the one who lost my damn mind and says YES IM COOKING. POOP . I looked down at her hands and there’s just a few smears so I’m like dear fucking lord noooo I run up stairs and in the play kitchen oven low and behold a plate of smashed poop

Smashed on the stupid fake stove top too 🤦🏽‍♀️ I look at her and I start to get her undressed and try to wash her hands while telling her how we don’t play with our poop😭 as I finish cleaning her up and dumping poop out and start sanitizing her stupid poop kitchen I look around the room and she has it in a pencil holder.. on her night stand. Smudged on her mirror.. oh and on her hair clip that was on her head so good to know why her hair was a mess🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m just like too embarrassed to even tell anyone but I need to tell someone 😂 my husband would lose his shit... let’s just hope not literally cause she might cook it🤷🏽‍♀️