I know they say to pee afterwards... but I don’t think they meant this

Husband and I are ttc and I was feeling frisky tonight. So we did our thing and he wanted to finish with me on top. Haven’t done this since before we were ttc so we’ve never done it without a condom.

He finishes and we’re just sitting there for a minute in post bliss. He said something and I laughed. I felt the like rush and I just groaned and he knew why and he groaned.

He made some dumb comment about how I needed to get up quick before it happened again but I was still giggling.

I fell forward and swear to god almost killed my husband. I landed on him with my hands like basically choking him.

He starts coughing (dramatically) and I start laughing harder I’m like slumped over him just dying.

Then I felt it and it wasn’t cum anymore.

Guys... I peed all over my husband and our bed.

I laughed some more then I started to cry because I was so freaking embarrassed.

He finally calms me down and like asks me to get up so we can clean up.

His biggest complaint was that we just washed sheets and bedding and now we get to do it all again.