Where is moms penis

Question

Yesterday my son came in the bathroom as i got out of the shower and was drying off. He looked at me funny, pointed at my crotch and said "where weenie go!??" I just laughed and said "mommies dont have weenies, mommies have vaginas" he just said oh ok! Then walked out to tell my husband "mommy dont have weenie" lmao

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Funny you posted this. Just today I was walking around in my bathrobe and my kid kept lifts it up SCREAMING "Peep! Peep!" And I explained mommy doesn't have a peep and he said "Noookay" *Which is what he says when he doesn't like something but knows he has to accept it, like being in the carseat. 😅

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😂 oh my gosh this made me LOL. My daughter would probably be weirded out if she saw her dad naked. I’m sure she hasn’t seen him that way in maybe a year. She thinks it’s so funny when I’m naked.

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Any time my daughter sees my husband’s penis she starts doing one of two things:
1) pointing out everyone and everything’s genitalia (she’s sure to explain that she and mommy have a vulva instead, but also that her stuffed animals may have either penises or vulvas too 😂) 
2) or pointing to herself and indicating that she has a penis also 
She also gets a big kick out of seeing her younger male cousins get diaper changes, as she seems to feel very clever when identifying that they, in fact, have penises 😂 we’re having a baby boy in a couple months so she’s going to get to see more baby penis than she ever imagined 😂😂

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