I’m 36+ weeks and my husband just returned from a weekend away in Vegas. We decided to order pizza for dinner because he’s a wee bit hungover and I don’t feel like cooking since our toddler has kept me on my toes while he was gone. So I go ahead and place the order while we’re laying on the couch and tell him it should be here in 35-45 minutes via the pizza tracker. A few minutes pass and he lovingly starts to rub my belly and asks “How long do we have left?” Mildly irritated because he knows how far along we are, I retort with “BABE! She can come any day now!” He replies “No. I meant the pizza.” We both laughed so hard I peed a little 🙈