We broke in the new hot tub (literally)

Backstory: My husband and I just bought a new house and moved in last month. The house is built on a hill so the back porch is like 20ish feet off the ground. Our backyard is basically just woods and the patio overlooks all of it so it’s really pretty and peaceful and gives you the feeling of being isolated, even though you’re right in the middle of the city. The houses in our neighborhood aren’t very close together so between all of the trees and the elevation of the house, we have a ton of privacy back there. (I drink my coffee on my patio in my underwear on the reg. No F’s given) The house came with a hot tub that is on the far end of the porch, but it’s been too hot for us to use it so it’s sat untouched.

So last night there was a storm blowing in. I went outside on the back porch to watch it. I had just gotten out of the bath so all I was wearing was a black silky robe. I was just standing there, watching the lightning and listening to the thunder off in the distance, sipping on my nightcap.

I hear the door open and shut and it’s my husband joining me. He stands behind me and wraps his arms around me, drawing me in to a warm bear hug. He holds me like this for a minute then starts rubbing my head and playing with my hair and gives me a kiss on the forehead and tells me he loves me. Then his kisses move down to my neck. The wind starts to pick up as the storm moves closer and it blows my robe open. It was game over from there. I expected him to pull me into the house and take me to the bedroom (we’ve been pretty vanilla with sex the last couple of years so I assumed we would go to the bed as usual)

But I’ll be damned if he didn’t grab my hand and lead me to the hot tub. This man PICKED ME UP AND THREW ME ON TOP OF THE COVER AND HE 👏🏼 PUT 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 DOWN 👏🏼

I’m talking, gave me that D like he was trying to break a record.

The lightning was intensifying, the thunder was getting louder, the wind was blowing harder, it was starting to rain, and I didn’t give a SHIT because my wannabe pornstar hubs was ripping open the front of my robe to watch my tits bounce and I was THERE. FOR. IT.

After we finished, he climbed on top of the hot tub with me and we both laid there, butt ass naked, in the (now) pouring rain, not speaking- just soaking in our sex-high.

I rolled my head over to look at him and started to say “Holy hell. You are a fu...........” when I was interrupted by the sound of the hot tub cover caving in underneath us.

Guess we can say we’ve used the hot tub now? 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

(as a side note: our sex life has been STRUGGLING for a long time. We have been TTC for 18 months without success and it’s really put a strain on us. Sex has become a chore and has put a lot of pressure on us. We haven’t had GOOD, fun sex in a really long time. I told him last week that I was walking away from this process and we were done trying so hard. That I just wanted to work on reconnecting with him and rekindling our flame and whatever happened would happen. I guess that did the trick because lawd Jesus, this man just lit a bonfire in our sex life 🔥 So while it was SO F’N HOT, it was also super healing for both of us. I feel like a brand new woman. This bitch is gonna get her groove back 💃🏼)