So my husband and I are expecting our first baby. I'll be 31 weeks pregnant tomorrow. We've had SO many people pushing us to sleep with our baby in the bed with us when she is here(which neither of us are comfortable with, so babe will be in her crib from day one).

We've heard it all.

"You'll become a light sleeper."

"You wont roll over top of her."

Yeah. Okay. Because it worked for you, doesnt mean it works for everyone.

ANYWAY

My husband is 6'2, 225 lbs. He's a pretty stout man. Compared to me, 5'1, very petite. I still hardly look pregnant because my bump just showed up like 3 weeks ago. You get it, I'm tiny.

When we sleep at night, the most comfortable position for me is to be the big spoon, so I always cuddle up to him and we pass out. Last night, I woke up with him rolled back ON TOP of me. No big deal, I'll just wake him up.

This man did not stir. I straight up tried to get enough leverage to push him and he was just out cold. I'm laying there like, theres no way this grown ass man just decided to roll overtop of me in the 3.5 years we've been together. It took forever but I finally got him rolled off of me. He never even woke up during all of this, so he didnt know until this morning when I told him.

All in all, I'm happy he didnt hurt me or crush the baby. But boy that's something I never thought I'd deal with. I'm used for getting run over by every day people out in public, but not by my husband who apparently was in a Coma last night.

Guess he gets to take over the big spoon duty from this point onward. 😂