Do you have a "🍆🚫" baby?

I guess if you said yes your either 35 or less n your the new generation of "Bad Moms" (movie references) or you looked it up on Google. (Props for educating yourself, I love it).

Anyways, I'm married to a woman bc omg the best sex of my life bc we were friends b4 we got sexy. I would hardly let my wife touch or look at me when I was pregnant. Now my body is slowly coming bk n my regular hormones are bk. N between her job n our son n our best friend, we can have sex.

Let's stop acting like we dont know how these babies got here. Come on be real. Who has a cock blocking baby?