Thoughts on Being 9 Months Pregnant

Nothing fits- like what are pants?

Cleaning the kitchen is an all day affair.

Picking something up off of the floor requires creativity and strategic planning.

Everything is swollen, I mean everything.

Slip on shoes are life. If they tie or buckle, they are dead to me.

The waddle is strong, however the bladder is not.

Rolling off of the couch is my only option- sitting up by myself is a thing of the past.

Definitely no pregnancy glow here, that’s just a hot flash.

Sleeping comfortably? Can’t relate.

One word: heartburn.

But it’s all worth it ❤️ I can’t wait to meet my little love.