Full gaming lobby heard... π ππ€¦π»ββοΈ
Me rip ass the moment my husband left to go pee..
He plays fortnite.. if his headphones are plugged in, you can still hear everything π© naturally, just laying in bed, facebooking and stuff Iβve been dying π he finally leaves and I didnβt even think about it. π©π my mind was like βokay, heβs gone! Go go go!β

Ya know. Power surge that shit because heβll be back in like two minutes ππ Ha.. yeah.. guess what I heard?! His fucking headset screeching out little voices..

The three people in his lobby/group chat not only heard but were emoting laughing.. π© he comes back and Iβm hoping it was just coincidence.. nope. He comes back, starts laughing and looks back at me.. π I play dumb and ask βWhat?β... he says βYou farted liveβ.. πone of the other people playing was live streaming.. my life is over ladies π©ππ it can be played over and over on some random persons video π



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