Me rip ass the moment my husband left to go pee..

He plays fortnite.. if his headphones are plugged in, you can still hear everything 😩 naturally, just laying in bed, facebooking and stuff I’ve been dying 😂 he finally leaves and I didn’t even think about it. 😩😭 my mind was like “okay, he’s gone! Go go go!”

Ya know. Power surge that shit because he’ll be back in like two minutes 🙄👀 Ha.. yeah.. guess what I heard?! His fucking headset screeching out little voices..

The three people in his lobby/group chat not only heard but were emoting laughing.. 😩 he comes back and I’m hoping it was just coincidence.. nope. He comes back, starts laughing and looks back at me.. 👀 I play dumb and ask “What?”... he says “You farted live”.. 💀one of the other people playing was live streaming.. my life is over ladies 😩😂😂 it can be played over and over on some random persons video 🙃