This is half pregnancy brain, half being the only girl in my house and one of two women at my job with one bathroom at each place. Had to use the facilities, as one does with a tiny person hugging their bladder, so I go in and flip the lid down on the toilet. The lid. I wasn’t even consider that I was the last one in there and the seat was already down. Because I didn’t think about this, I assumed the position and sat...on the cold lid...thankfully it wasn’t a super urgent or strong need, so I didn’t pee all over the lid when the bits hit the coldness...