Pregnant? Not pregnant?

Ok maybe I'm just paranoid, but I've been nauseous and threw up a shit ton yesterday while having the worst cramps of my life. My flow is super light, whereas I usually am so heavy I have to change a tampon every 2 hours.

My boyfriend and I last had sex 2 weeks ago with a condom. He didn't even cum.

Someone tell me that I'm not pregnant lmao.