Sounds like...

Ami

Instead of “that’s what she said”, my husband and I say “sounds like my first time.” Usually it’s not actually applicable, but it’s funny.

Just now he saw a picture of a weird looking dog, and he said, “It’s so wet and scared.” I replied with, “Sounds like my first time.” He just shook his head, but he was cracking up when he turned his back to me 😂