Need a machete for the Amazon

Jamie

Sometimes I wonder if I could call in to take the record for most electric trimmers broken on pubic hair. I am very french with very thick and coarse body and pubic hair, and nothing I've gotten my hands on so far can keep it under control. I've even broken products marketed to big burly men. Does anyone have any suggestions for something that can handle a bushwhacking task on this level? I'm not even looking for a close shave, I just want a trimmer that can take things down to stubble and not die in a couple months, but that also won't rip my hairs out.